Yesterday I was visiting some friends and was treated to the following relationship advice from their 13-year-old son:
- What a man is looking for in a woman is someone who is a good cook, who listens to him and who understands him. That's pretty much all.
- If you go out for a meal, don't go to McDonald's, Burger King or KFC. Somewhere with candles on the tables would be good.
- Don't go for dates during the day. If you meet in the evening you can make quicker progress.
- My mum can fill you in on the rest.
Not sure about number 3 - what do they teach 13-year-olds these days? - but I'll try to make sure I follow number 2...* Note for non-UK readers: it is traditional for ladies to wear hats at British weddings.