Monday, 26 February 2007

Words of wisdom for the day

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in his or her shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Some days you are the fly; some days you are the windscreen.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.


Mac McLernon said...

LOL newhouse... now, what exactly is that thing at the top of your blog?

newhousenewjob said...

What, the penguins? I just p-p-p-picked them up somewhere. :¬)

Mac McLernon said...

Aaarghh... an optical illusion ! I didn't see the penguins, I just saw weird holes in some sort of stone sculpture!!

newhousenewjob said...

Thank Heaven for that - I've been worrying all day about what awful thing you might have mistaken it for!

Thanks for the plug, by the way. :¬)