Tuesday, 27 February 2007

More wisdom...

First, a variation on yesterday's theme: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. [Too true...]

Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning.

There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman ... neither works.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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